Dixon Cider.

I am on the phone with my dad on the bus and we are talking about roller derby. I skate with this guy names Dixon Cider (say it out loud) and I told my dad. Stupidly I never said his name out loud we just call him Dick at practice. So When ever I saw his name I thought Dicks in hot apple drink. As I say it out loud I realize that I was wrong then I realized that HEY IM ON A PACKED BUS! great.

The woman in front of me started praying for my soul >.>;