Sally this is what the clap feels like.

I tried the trojan condoms that change temperature the other day. They make your crotch burn. I think they should make students try them in high school, to show them what STD's, sorry, STI's feel like.

In other news I'm employed now but thats neither here nor there.

In honor of the STI simulating condom I bring you! DR MARIO!

What this? 40 burgers in the fridge? What to do...

The only obvious thing to do was make bacon wrapped cheese burgers. Oh the heart hurting goodness!
Here are some pictures to drool/ be disgusted over!

Started with two patties, put bbq sauce and cheese in the middle

This is the bacon weave you wrap it in!

This is the whole thing in the pan cooking!

And this is it all done! Yum! Yum! Cardiac arrest has never tasted so good!

Dear world, here are more things that people do...

These, like always, arent work safe
the things people do.... literally.
lumpy boobs are always in style.
I've bookmarked this for when the apocalypse happens
Finally, I know what to charge.
Jim Post, I love you
You. Are. So. Welcome.
I ask you for a minute to imagine a man, bent over a desk making these.
and finally, Octopus wrestling, it exisits.

What did I find this week?

THIS!!

this is a funny Wow comic. Really, its funny and so not lame!
Tractors and the men who love them.
Must have a Bedazzler!
This solves so many problems!Why wasn't it thought of sooner!
I can't decide whether my friends would hate me or love me for buying this for them....
Finally!


Still unemployed but I have spent the last 4 days cutting up crab apples making jelly with them :)
That's right I have no income but still spend money. This adult thing isn't really working for me.

women in your life.

You rent Prostitutes, you lease mistresses and you buy wives.

And now for something completly different!
you need to prepare for a sea animal in your genitals.

BatMAN!

The internet why can't I quit you?

*WARNING THIS IS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE FOR DAMN NEAR EVERYONE EVER*


Yes, this is fairy porn... literally

Well now I have seen it all

For those days when you are just plain pissed.

I am not judging, I am laughing out of amusement.

Men abound are rejoicing, me? I just think it's written by men who just cant find it.

Next cupcake day I'm making these and giving them to all the WoW players who cant get girls

For people who love the Bedazzler a little too much

I have a job interview at a sex store today, wish me luck! :D

I would be a lesbian if I didn't have to deal with girls.

I some times really hate my gender. I don't understand their need to be catty and woman hating.
Now maybe my hatred stems from tha fact 9/10 women I meet hate me, like would stab me if it were legal, hate. Some times I dont know why. Most time its this:

I'm at a party, being awkward. I see a guy also being awkward. I think HEY! we can be awkward together! So I wander up, say something really embaressing, he laughs we chats and she comes up and hits me. I'm left confused... until some one walks up and says "Thats what you get for hitting on her man." So I sit on the floor in the kitchen waiting for some one to realize I was just talking.
It never happens.
Lately I have given up, afterwards instead of waiting for someone to realize I just contomplate cheese. Its a very versitile food.










Also, curtains are sold in packs of one and are abnormally expensive.