Roller Derby!!

I am the biggest pussy. I can't stand any type of pain (even though I have 2 tattoos)
but I cant wait to join my local roller derby!

I've never even been to a proper match, but my aunt was the Zen Menace, and I watched hours of games online...

One of my favorite things about the derby is the names! They are full of puns, alliterations and other geeky goodness mixed with violence and a dash of femininity.

Here is a small list of my favorites:

Adoll Hitter
Baby Splice
Barba Fett
BareLeigh Legal
Belle E. Dancer
Black Sabbatha
Carrie Go Round
Charli Horse
Dale M. For Murder
Dammage Patch Kid
Dawny Darko
Effie Bomb
Eureeka Havoc
Faith Kill
Foxy Balboa
Full Metal Jacque
Genghis Mom
Giggle byte
Grumbellina
Hard Knox
Heidi Hipwrecker
Helen Killer
Hollynator
Honey Crueler
Icy London
Ima Zombie
Jacknife Jenn
Jenny Rotten
Kandy Barr
Karma Electra
Kat Von Devious
Katie Karnage
Kelly Ripya
Maiden Hell

Marzipain
Medusa Damage
Nuke-Leah
Shannibal Lector
Zombie Stardust

I just need my name and I'll be ready to compare battle bruises with the best of them.