You have spent endless hours watching porn on the computer, yet seem to have learned nothing.
I dont ask for odd postions, prop masters with ketchup squeeze bottles full of lube or cameras. I ask for simple things like forplay that includes more than " oh baby, you look hot."
or playing with my breasts as if you are executing the Konami code.
You're skills at cunninglus are only slightly out shadowed by your skills at coitus. Which is to say your inability to read even the most obvious signals, and your complete confusion at the female anatomy is only slightly worse than the jerky akward movements on top of my, you suspect is sex, though it is closer to a seal moving on dry land.
If I ever have a son I will teach him this, "Study your porn." You spend hours on the computer, do something constructive that will help you in the future. *
Sincerly,
You're sexually frustrated girlfriend
*That is if 4 Chan doesnt pervert everything by the time I am a parent...
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