Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Dear R. Pats, please get a better knickname. signed Me.

OH MY GOODNESS THE INTERNET EXPLODED! DID YOU HEAR?
3 AM TELEVISION HAS ONCE AGAIN PROVEN TO BE EYE OPENING AND VERY INFORMATIVE.
LET ME EXPLAIN.

LOOKING FOR MIND NUMBING SLEEP INDUCING PROGRAMMING I TURNED ON THE ONE CHANNEL ALWAYS GOOD FOR GOOD WHITE NOISE, MUCH MUSIC ( NOT SAY ALL THEIR PROGRAMMING IS BAD, JUST MOST)
AND LO-AND BEHOLD A "TWILIGHT" DOCUMENT RY. PERFECT!
(LET ME CLARIFY SOMETHING. MY HATRED FOR TWILIGHT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTORS. THOUGH ROBERT MAY BENEFIT FROM A SHOWER. AND WHATS-HER-NAME NEEDS TO FIRE HER STYLIST. SERIOUSLY EVERY AWARD SHOW SHE LOOKS LIKE A METH HEAD.)

ANYWAY. SO, TWILIGHT DOC. ONE OF THE V.J'S (DEVIN SOMETHING OR OTHER) SAID
"THE INTERNET EXPLODED"
"WHAT?!"
GOSH, I WISH I HAD A PVR.



REWIND, PLAY, LAUGH X1000

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